December 5, 2008

The definition of kevin bacon:

Kevin Bacon: a paste for cleaning the teeth.
Example: My teeth feel sleazy! Pass me the Kevin Bacon, so I can place it on my toothbrush.
Example 2: Once, when I was throwing rocks at young children, I remembered I left my tube of Kevin Bacon open in the bathroom. As a result, I threw one more rock at a blind child, and went home to screw the cap on my tube of Kevin Bacon.

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