things that grind my gears

crying babies
when stores don’t have your size
smelly people on the bus
people coughing in my face on the bus
drivers that don’t use their signals
people that drive into my car
couples who sit on the same side of the booth at a restaurant
couples that say ‘we’re pregnant'---I didn’t know men had uteruses
people who talk at the movies
using the word “like” in every sentence
waking up in the mornings to darkness