Recently, I purchased a pair of shoes. Now, I know what you're all thinking, "shoes, aren't those the things that scuba divers wear in the shower?" Everytime I hear this, it makes me angry, because your thinking of flippers; the thing that separates them from shoes is that Steve Madden does not make flippers.
Anyway, back to my shoes...I was walking in a mall (you know the type, with stores and people buying things in the stores) and thought to myself, "You know, I'm tired of not being allowed in 7-11 because I don't have shoes." So I decided to buy some shoes, not just one, but two shoes...I always say, "If your going to get wet, why not go swimming? That's the same with shoes. So I went to the garson and got him to show me something with more leather in it than Nik's leather pants. They were Steve Maddens; less a pair of shoes, then they were a DaVinci original. When I saw them, I felt more tingling than a million scabies crawling under my skin. I put them on, and they stung my feet in a good way - like hot cheese on the top of my mouth. I bought them and never looked back...and since then I have two new best friends: Steve and Madden.
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